Doordarshan Amazing Comeback Plan??

Some personal updates first,I am now a full time employee of Yahoo! India R & D and the money is more than what I ever dreamt of. So in short , the order shall now soon be restored back to the people and the world will be liberated from the Evil domination of Google.

Moving ahead last night around 2 a.m. while desperately surfing the TV (for a good movie! You pervert!!) , I made an interesting observation :
Doordarshan (Official Indian Govt. Broadcaster) shows children's cartoons from mid night till early morning.Now that should be reason enough to figure out why the people working at DD are neither getting laid nor making enough money. I may not be a psychologist but even my neurons can figure out that the last thing a curious kid awake till 1 a.m. would be interested in is a cartoon about Winnie the Pooh! if you know what i mean :D.I am sure FTV and Aajtak never saw this coming.

Now if you consider that odd then here comes the really strange part . The shows have commercial breaks in between where they show advertisement of candies,gum etc. Now I am seriously confused . Are the children really staying up all night to watch cartoons?? or are our Marketing people are also going crazy (read : not getting laid) or this is part of a much larger conspiracy or scandal that I am not aware of.Any response regarding this are welcome...