Random Stuff

Apologies for Irregular posts but these days I am not the Idlest kind of guys.This post serves no particular purpose ,it just contains some random thoughts(voices inside my head) plus some atrocities which the world is committing on me.
Right now I am being slogged at work , working 13hrs*7 days a week , although most of the time is used for checking my spam in mailbox, making sure that my Yahoo! "Cafe Coffee day Express " free coupons are utilized to maximum and downloading mp3's .Its Tragic what a guy has to go through these days to earn some decent money. So my cab is not leaving in another 40 minutes and I thought lets draft a post in my blog for a change this time (Suffering is good for all my readers).

Moving ahead I am facing the perils of working life....have to take bath daily which recently resulted in my soap finishing in 12 days ... I am told upon which my mother visited the temple in the name of Yahoo India Research and development.
Recently I shifted to my new room(PG) which has its own attached bathroom (much better from 20 guys sharing the common bathroom).During the key handling ceremony I was given these words of final wisdom by my landlord(60+ retired engineer) :


Landlord:I am providing you a room with a geyser , refrigerator and a room partner.
Me:Cool !!!!
Landlord:But you will give your own electricity bill.
Me : Hey !! Wait a minute this refrigerator is 20 yrs old,my electricity bill will touch sky high even if I switch it ON.
Landlord: hehehe
Me:Can't I get an old TV in exchange for Refrigerator??
Landlord :No !!
Me :Why ??
Landlord:Because I don't Have any old TV !!
Me : Oh !!
Landlord : Besides these you should know that in the room next to you ,the guy's girlfriend/fiance comes to stay on weekend.
Me : Ok !! and you are telling me because ???
Landlord: So you don't run for cover when you hear a girl's voice in Bathroom.
Me : Ohh ok !!

(Note to my neighbour : Hey dude !! Whatever you do in your room on weekend is not my concern but if you can afford a girlfriend/fiance ,then you can certainly afford a 1 room flat in Bangalore .Dude fucking no life loosers(Ok ..like me ) talk !! just give it a thought.)

Landlord : Also I should not hear any noise from your room during night because we have girls living in the locality.
Me : Ok !!!

(Note to god: Dear God !! I appreciate your showing concern for me by sending some girls .... but off the record I still preferred a TV ...World Cup will start soon)

Landlord :Can I adjust one more guy in your room ,I will decrease the rent to 2000 from 2600 ??
Me:Well Lets see at this time for 600 rupees I can even sell my soul and this is just some privacy !!! no problem bring him in too .
Landlord : Good !!

(Note to all : This is a perfect case study of how prostitution is born)

The room is a luxury compared to other PG's in Bangalore which was proved by the fact that same day on which I shifted 2 more guys came to see if that room is available (Loosers !!)

Now a brief description of what I Learned during this week in
Note to Self
1)There are 250 different types of Dosas and Sambhars that can be served in Bangalore.
2)These days a person running organised PG syndicate can earn more then a developer in Yahoo,MS or Google.No body told me this during Career counselling :(.
3)Emergency Fire evacuation Drill can be more fun than work.
4)Clean Water ,Running toilets and laundry service play a much important role in our life then we initially think.
5)Documentation sucks !!!!!!

Now to finish with some Random Notes :
To Mani Ratnam : Sir Guru rocked !!! Its even at par with Nayagan ,Dalapathi and Roja .
To Indians : This is about the whole Shilpa Shetty issue ,I am not concerned whether it was real or fabricated .But as for Racialism is concerned why do you have to make an issue every time some person with an 16 IQ says something . Be proud of who you are . Take pride that you eat food by hand .Take pride in animals roaming free on your roads.These idiots will have to shut up when they lose their jobs and companies to you(pun Intented).
To Americans: If you select a Moron to power and then that Idiot ends up dropping bombs on the homes of Innocent People .And then if those idiots attack you for the mistakes you made then why cry every time about terrorism being not fair.There is something called accountability.
To Half my readers coming through google : Guys I am placed in Globallogic but this blog does not contain any of GL Interview questions ..... sorry you came to wrong place.
To Half the People Commenting On my Blog : Guys if you are commenting on my blog and want me to do the same to you then atleast make sure that the link to your profile or blog is correct ..... its really irritating.
To anyone who is still reading this far : Dude Get a life !!