Pratibha Tai our new President Huh ??

The country is all set to have its first women President and you couldn't have got a better choice then Mrs Pratibha Patil.I still don't get it why so many people are making a fuss about the criminal allegation against her.What these idiots have to understand is that President represents the people of the country .Now we have a country where 60% of people and 100 % of the Politicians are corrupt to their core.Do you want all these poor people feeling left out.We have two more candidate for the race. Mr B.S Shekhavat and His Excellency Dr APJ Abdul Kalam.Lets see how each of them compares out so far ....

Kalam started his career as an Engineer building some flying stuff.(Can you possibly call that impressive ,why don't I slam my head on a chainsaw instead).
Shekhavat started his career as a policeman .(Well at least he is on the correct path to become corrupt).
Patil started her career as a Politician at the age of 28.(Now that's what I call Impressive .You can see her will and determination to become corrupt and decimate the nation.)

Kalam in his midlife built rockets and some prosthetic limbs stuff for Polio victims .He also decides not to get married.(Why doesn't this dude get a life instead).
Shekhavat gets suspended for corruption charges as a Policeman ( Million of Policemen get suspended over the same charges ... what makes him so special).
Patil successfully makes a loan worth crores disappear with her kind family.(Now that's impressive or what)

Kalam starts teaching at Anna University (Ya Right Bite me).
Shekhavat as Chief Minister stops and Lies about a serious CBI enquiry against his Son in Law(At least now he has my attention).
Patil charged with covering up the Murder allegedly committed by her Brother(WoW scandals , murder and a women ,would I be called a pervert if I say thats the kind of stuff that turns some people on!!!.)

Kalam is a moderate muslim who has read Geeta , Quran and other great books and believe in logical reasoning and Open Source Software. ( NERD ALERT!! NERD ALERT!! )
Shekhavat is a former RSS member (That's a relief !!!)
Patil believes she talks to a dead Baba in her sleep , wanted to sterilize all the men having hereditary diseases , thinks purdah was introduced to shield the great indian women from Muslims and is one of the greatest believers in astrology .( Oh my !! Dumb , superstitious and talks to dead spirits,Will wonders ever cease).

So as far as I can say Patil wins the race hands down . If Mr Shekhavat is caught red handed molesting little children then I might reconsider.Surely Mrs Patil will be a great president , She will not be a rubber stamp and will certainly Stop idiots like Mr Arjun Singh from implementing 10 % quota for general category.She stopped her Brother and Husband Right ??

Actually this is not that bad , People in US take great pleasure in making fun of their President and we always felt left out. Making fun of Dr Kalam and Mr Manmohan Singh will be like making fun of yourself. Half of the funny looking leaders are not in power, hell even Railways is now running into profit so Lalu is out of question.But now we have new hope in Pratibha Tai ..... all we have to do is to give her a chance to speak in public and just listen carefully and soon we will have some funny quotes of our own just like USA has of George W Bush.

To end a special goodbye to His Excellency Dr APJ Abdul Kalam one of the greatest geeks and visionaries to walk on this land. May he find happiness in Teaching .