Once again the whole reservation issue is in news over an SC order.OBC's ,Muslims , SC's and ST's are all fighting among themselves to gain the backward status. What I don't get is that why we only take social and economic backwardness .... why forget the backwardness in one's fair share of females.I put forward the following arguments for the female reserved quota for geeks.
1) Geeks contributes the most in the progress of human species.If it wasn't for a geek in the stone age , some Management bozzo would have convinced people to use triangular wheels instead of a circular one with a statement like "Yes Adam !! I know the ride is a little bumpy ... but looking at the demand for this product in the International market , I think we can get away with it by calling it a known feature bug".
2) Its a known fact that geeks are socially oppressed in the whole world.For Instance I have heard comments ranging from "I am sure he is a phycho serial killer" to "What the Fuck is that????" .I am sure none of the OBC people faced this kind of oppression anytime.
3) It's a statistically known fact that Girlfriends/Wives most of the times prove help full in reproduction of the off springs. Which is a right of every geek in this world.This can be directly added as a clause to the Fundamental right of free living and hence deduces to a Fundamental right.
4) Geeks comprises true minority on Earth.In India itself the single geeks headcount would be around 0.3-0.4 million out of 1.1 Billion .Hence not
Muslims not Christians not OBC's but geeks are the real minority.In addition to that geeks pay one of the highest Income Taxes in the country.
5) If the situation not improved OBC faces chances of social backwardness compared to endangered Geekkind which faces severe chances of Extinction.
6) Geeks prove to be better Husbands/Lovers/Boy Friends . For details refer to this earlier post here.
Now I foresee some Issues with this kind of reservation and I will address each of them one by one
1)Creamy Layer : Yes I Know A person benefited from reservation once should not be benefited again but in this case I think we can make an exception .
Reason: A girlfriend may run after 2 days ......Consider the analogy of jobs reservation .You provide the candidates with jobs and not Interviews.Lets say the geek and the chick got married or something then I can consider him in creamy layer.
But then the benefits should not be taken away from the children if they prove to be geeks too.Because they are backward too.We can fix the number of girls per geek ratio to be 3.0 ...Considering our importance to the nation ,Is that to much to ask for??
2)YFE: Well believe me ...a lot and I mean a lot of Youth for Equality representatives won't have any issues with this ....Instead I believe we can strike out a deal with the government ...."No problems with OBC's ....just give us the chicks".
3)Implementation:Well how about creating extra seats in elite geek Institutions like IIT's,IIIT's and IISc etc.We can fill these extra seats with girls.The Entrance Interview can be taken by geeks themselves.Emphasis should be paid on girls with IQ in 70-100 with super hot external features.This way they remain dependent on geeks for passing the exams.Also this way you get more qualified females in the Industries hence solving many other problems.
So I call upon all geeks to come and support this cause .Also remember "Happy Geek gives rise to Google,Yahoo,Linux ,sad geek causes Hindenburg Disaster,Space Shuttle Challenger/Columbia Crash and Virginia Tech University Massacre".Do I need to say more ??
Friday, April 20, 2007
Girls quota for Geeks
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I totally agree , just look in the bible the Geek shall inherit the earth :) .Also it proven that people that are night owls and stay up late (usually geeks) are much more creative than early birds.geeks rule :D
While Virginia Tech might have been caused by a sad geek (was he a geek, was he?) the other stuff (Hindenberg, shuttles etc) is just shit that happened wasn't it?
lovely stuff.... am all for it
Hilarious!! Awesome writing dude..
Great stuff Geek !! And I support you, should have a girls quota for geeks.
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