I started this blog to fulfill three tasks
1)Upliftment of Geek Kind
2)World Peace
3)To get a girl friend
Since neither of the three have been accomplished as of yet ,hence I don't find any reason to stop blogging.I present a sequel to much critically acclaimed "The Ultimate Geek Test" (Out of 7 people who read the post 3 said that its crap ,rest 4 said they don't give a shit about it anyway) called "The Ultimate Geek Test Vol 2 :Return of the Supreme Geek".This Volume distinguishes the Real Geek from the Supreme Geek.
1)Geeks use command line to move files ,Supreme geeks makes their own assembly language utilities for the same.
2)Geeks are sometimes good hackers,Supreme Geeks already know who killed JFK through their own personal shell account in most of US government confidential servers.
3)Geeks wear T-shirts belonging to the latest product of "Google" or having some geek slogan on back......Supreme geeks on the other hand don't touch any piece of cloth unless its certified by GNU , have an open source slogan and guarantee to remain miles away from any kind of human(read: female) touch.
4)Geeks comment and document their code so its usable in future ,Supreme geek on the other hand believe that anyone unable to understand his obfuscated code by himself is not worthy of understanding his code.
5)Geeks read licence agreement and instructions while installing softwares.....Supreme geeks eyes only look for "next" and "continue" button.They prefer if they can compile the 100 MB source code from scratch.
6)Geeks boast about the greatness of Open Source ....Supreme geeks can recite the whole GPL licence by heart.
7)Most geeks work only on Linux . Supreme geeks have their own personally made distros of Linux.
8)Most geeks become angry if they are told merits of Windows .One of supreme geeks "Hans Reiser" has aldready been arrested by police on suspician of murdering his wife.(who I speculate was not a big linux fan)
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
The Ultimate Geek Test Vol-2 : Return of the Supreme Geek
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uhhh..guess that reduces me to the category of a freak geek.....!!!!
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on second thoughts.... i give a fucking shit to ur test and about half nano sec after leaving this page wouldnt care about it anyway......
Happened to stumble on this blog!!
Too good a blog!!
Keep them flowing.
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