Level of spam

This christmas morning when i was feeling bored and checking out the spam in my mail (Yes Yes !!! i have no life !!) ,I realized that the spammers seriously need to upgrade themselves.This is how my mailbox looked in the morning ....
Felipe Gaston Dec 26, 2006 Felipe
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Now i have done my share of spamming ... actually I have been spamming the mailboxes of every good HR in the country and what more i got interview calls from some of the biggest names.The only thing i can say is that spamming these days is very unprofessional .You can't possibly expect a geek to open mails having high degree of correlation with the previous known spam. Some of them even get the date wrong .Atleast they can have subjects starting with "regarding" like "regarding your interview","regarding your wife" etc.Now thats a kind of mail i would like to read .So if you are a budding spammer and you want to thank me for the tips then don't ....I am busy debugging my perl script.