Love Geeks around you

It hurts me when I see a girl who is a goddess according to my frame of reference being with a jerk who doesn't even knows the difference between Cryptography and Cryptoanalysis.What the world don't understand is that beautiful girls are supposed to mate with intelligent geeks.I don't claim this Darwin does.The best and strongest of a species mate to make even strongers kind of themselves.Hence somewhere in this world a Darwin enthusiast is crying when a girl hangs out with a non-geek jerk.
There are many well known resons why you should choose a geek as your partner
1)It is a proven fact that geeks are better lovers/husbands/fathers/friends.
2)A geek no matter what happens will stay loyal to you.He will not look at other females.This happens because no matter how successful a geek is,he is still very modest and low in confidence and is very thankful that finally a girl like him ,hence he will make sure that he doesn't screw his only chance.
3)You get free good tech advice and opinions on any electronic item you plan to purchase.
4)Becuase of his intelligence and technical superiority he is guaranteed to have good and secure financial future.
5)A geek is always honest and cannot lie.Most of the geeks are brought up in an environment where they only thinks of time and space complexity.Hence when confronted with a simple question like "do i look fat in this dress??" ,most of them would reply with a simple "Yes" ,not a word more.
6)They can easily fit into any kind of wierd clothes you can imagine.Most of them have risen above the level of clothes and now don't care what are they wearing or the world is laughing at them.
7)You dont have to worry what to gift them at birthdays,most of them would be delighted if you just remembered their birthday.

So if you noticed a geek around you and want to approach him , here are a few keywords that can win his trust :- Linux,Unix,Science fiction,programming .Also a handle in slashdot can help a long way in establishing his trust.
Talks which should be avoided :-
1)what is linux??
2)windows is a much better OS.
3)Programming is easy.
4)I only liked the fighting scenes in "The Matrix".

Also do remember that geeks value intelligence more then body and are also resistant against some unreasonable demands .An demand like "You choose between me and your geek friends and computer" may leave you with surprizing answers.Geeks are intelligent enough to figure out who will stay longer with them.Hence Happy geek hunting.....