Dilbert Newsletter

I am a fan of most of the work done by Scott Adams and lately I have also suscribed to the dilbert newsletter which arrived today .... here is the best of it.


1)
Dear Dogbert,
I practice kenjutsu and have done so for about 6 years. A friend of mine asked me why I do it. I couldn't give him a satisfactory answer because I don't do it for self defense(can't walk around in the mall with Japanese sword in my belt), and I don't do competitions. If you could give me an answer I will be eternally grateful.
Mark


Dear Meek,
You do it because you can’t get a girlfriend. But that’s just a guess.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

2)
Dear Dogbert,
What's the best in pick-up line in the world?
Karl

Dear Snarl,
Try this: "I’m a generous billionaire with less than a week to live."
Sincerely,
Dogbert

3)
Dear Dogbert,
I need to find a girlfriend, but I am very ugly. How can I find a girl that doesn't care how I look?
Ethan


Dear Heathen,

There are plenty of girls who value character above looks. They are called blind girls. And as Ed Harris well knows, it also helps to be rich.
Sincerely,
Dogbert

4)
Dear Dogbert,
How should I handle creepy men that hit on me at work? Apparently they all think I'm hot.
Heather



Dear Hotter,
Mr. Adams requested that he answer your question personally. He will stop by your cubicle tomorrow. Say around lunchtime?
Sincerely,
Dogbert